Disclaimer: This is not a comprehensive list, this might not even scratch the surface of the giggles we get out of some of the things that fly out of that little mouth...
Blake, Avery, Will, and I are at the grocery store- this seems crazy...Blake? At a grocery store? Insert shocked gasp.
We walk by the dairy case where the string cheese lives and as I usually do I get one for Avery, open it and let her eat it while we shop.
She looks at Blake ans says, "Oh Daddy, we don't pay for this" and he turns a looks at me a smiles, "Oh, we don't?" "Nope, we don't".
And I'm sorry, Kroger. We probably owe you about $5.33 for our string cheese habit, we eat apples too. And no, we don't pay for those either. It's not that I don't mean to, it's just that by the time Tornado Avery and I make it through the grocery store I forget.
Now, I feel like a weight has been lifted. But, I still hold a grudge over the time you didn't give me my $5 off from some promotional special three years ago...so, I'm thinking we're getting close to even